Just to keep everyone up to date Mario Chalmers now of the Miami Heat has a new nickname that any Simpsons fan can appreciate: Super Nintendo Chalmers. The term was coined by a slow witted Ralph Wiggum trying to address Superintendant Chalmers (sound byte here).

Original Super Nintendo Chalmers

Personally I like it better than the generic Super Mario nickname that followed him through his college career. It gives the implication that he is so good it’s like playing a video game.